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For some time many of us havewondered just who is Jack Schitt? Wefind ourselves at a loss when someonesays, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts,you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, marriedO. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.They had one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.The deeply religious couple producedsix children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twinsDeap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against herparents' objections, Deap Schitt marriedDumb Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married 15 years, Jack andNoe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt latermarried Ted Sherlock, and, because herkids were living with them, she wanted tokeep her previous name. She was then knownas Noe Schitt Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,and they produced a son with a rathernervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.Two of the other six children, Fulla Schittand Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughoutchildhood and subsequently married theHappens brothers in a dual ceremony.The wedding announcement in the newspaperannounced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigalson, left home to tour the world. He recentlyreturned from Italy with his new Italian bride, PisaSchitt.Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"you can correct them,And say I know all the about Schitt's